Just before surgery
Patient: Loved all your stand up comedy videos doc. Ab ready Kar ke dey!
Me (During surgery): Karr riya hoon saab, naak jam hoko hai. Suno, zarrra welding pipe pass karo ji
Me: Sorry sister, got carried away in character. Please pass the cautery, coag 5. Thanks
OT Technician: Sir, a lady has come to meet you
OT Technician: Some Anjana Om Kashyap + 3 camera person's!
*GASP* got up from nightmare. Luckily this didn't happen today. But looks like will happen soon.